WASHINGTON—In an effort to assist supporters in better fumbling the vice president’s first name, the Trump campaign released a helpful video Friday on how to mispronounce “Kamala.” “If you’re still struggling with Vice President Harris’ name, we want to teach you how to say it in the most disrespectful manner possible,” says a narrator in the 30-second video, which tells viewers that if they follow a few simple steps, they will soon be mangling the candidate’s name as effortlessly as former President Donald Trump. “The trick is making sure you never pronounce her name the same way twice: Try making it sound like Camilla, the British queen. Or as if it’s some variation on ‘koala’ or ‘camel,’ or just a ‘K’ sound followed by random gibberish. Frankly, as long as you’re making her sound like an outsider who doesn’t belong here, you’re on the right track.” The spot concluded that if you accidentally do say Kamala correctly, make sure to add a quick mimed jerk-off motion afterward, as though she were completely putting you out by having a South Asian name.
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