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‘Ketamine Queen’ Charged In Connection With Matthew Perry’s Death

Two California doctors, Matthew Perry’s live-in personal assistant, and a reputed drug dealer known as the “ketamine queen” have been charged in connection with the accidental overdose death of the Friends star last year. What do you think?

“This is why I never sold drugs. I was scared I’d kill Matthew Perry.”

Valeria Hewitt, Prayer Copywriter


“Maybe she could offer some clues as to who dealt him the ketamine.”

Graham Ortega, Wedding Bouncer


“Maybe now people will think twice before killing someone famous.”

Leroy Clouse, Gaffer

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