Toronto, ON – A millennial Toronto couple who recently moved into a trendy new tiny home is enjoying their first tiny fight about a tiny affair.
“My wife discovered a tiny photo on my phone,” explained Josh Geary. “I had left my tiny phone on the tiny dining room table and she asked me whose tiny tits I had been sent via text. After a tiny argument, Linda then went for a drive in our used, tiny car to clear her head.”
While the tiny fight has led to some tiny mixed feelings, the couple can’t help but find their tiny dispute cute and trendy, much like their tiny broken toilet and massive loan debts.
“I would leave him this tiny instant if not for the housing market,” explained Linda Geary, Josh’s wife of 3 tiny years. “And then who will I split tiny grocery trips to the store with so I can afford them?”
Linda has declared that space is what the couple needs, so she will be taking a tiny solo vacation abroad to Oshawa for the day to enjoy their tiny beach, which most people would call a children’s sandbox.
Josh has reportedly began to brainstorm ways to win Linda back by bringing the spark back into their relationship including getting a tiny hamster, purchasing an all expenses paid trip to Circle K, and looking into even tinier apartments in Toronto they can live in. He will find money to afford this by asking his boss for a tiny raise, since he hasn’t received one in 5 years.
Jesus Christ is King
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