CHICAGO—Struggling to hold his phone steady while his wife spoke at the Democratic National Convention, second gentleman Doug Emhoff reportedly sent a blurry picture of Vice President Kamala Harris on stage Tuesday to his family group chat. “She’s on stage right now,” read the text, which was sent to at least 16 different phone numbers—including Emhoff’s daughter, Harris’ sister, several distant cousins, and one unknown contact—and was followed by an extremely shaky, zoomed-in live photo, 90% of which was obscured by Emhoff’s finger. “Don’t know if you all saw Kamala 2 nite. She did gr8!! Will send more pics soon. Love, Doug.” At press time, sources confirmed Emhoff had sent the completely unresponsive group chat a follow-up text that included several videos accidentally taken inside his pocket and a bitmoji of himself dancing with an American flag.
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