With the Democratic National Convention complete and election day drawing closer, Donald Trump and his supporters have stepped up their attacks on opponent Kamala Harris. The Onion fact-checks Republicans’ claims about the Democratic nominee.
Claim: Harris is a communist.
Partially true: She is half-communist on her father’s side.
Claim: Harris slept her way to the top.
False: That would be Doug Emhoff.
Claim: Harris has flip-flopped her views on important issues.
False: Kamala Harris has no identifiable views on which to flip.
Claim: Harris used AI to make her rally crowd sizes look bigger.
False: All those losers really had nothing better to do on a Tuesday.
Claim: Harris is not as attractive as Donald Trump.
Unverified: It is impossible to tell until we see her wearing a baggy men’s suit.
Claim: Harris is Joe Biden’s border czar.
False: Harris is the baroness of the border.
Claim: Harris wasn’t born in the United States.
False: Only American-born citizens are permitted to date Montel Williams.
Claim: If elected, Harris will convert the United States into a Marxist dictatorship.
True: This is clearly spelled out on the ‘About’ page of her official campaign website.
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