Much has been made about Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Walz seemingly playing fast and loose with the truth, but you likely haven’t even heard about some of the more bizarre things he has lied about.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of completely unnecessary lies told by Tim Walz:
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Said he has a super-hot girlfriend but she’s in Oklahoma doing some modeling right now: Doesn’t everyone?
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Claimed he saved Aeris in Final Fantasy VII: Try to come up with something that’s at least somewhat plausible, Tim.
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Insisted he once assembled a bed from IKEA in less than four days: This has never been done by any human being.
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His last name was originally spelled “Waltz”: He misspelled it one time and rather than look dumb, he just went with it.
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Claimed his uncle worked at Nintendo and got him free games all the time: Sure thing, Tim. Sure thing.
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Claimed to be the author of Hebrews: Whatever. Everyone knows the author of Hebrews was actually… uhm… moving on!
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Said he’s from a state called Minnesota: Nice try, Tim. Stop making up states that don’t exist.
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Claimed every dog is born with the name “Scout”: He said it’s a scientific fact, people, so just mind your own dang business.
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He claims to be a man and not just a giant toad in a man suit: Everyone’s seen you. Stop wasting your time.
Why lie about any of the things listed above when everyone knows he’s clearly not being honest? Just what else might he be lying about?
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