LITTLE ROCK, AR—Admitting that he had heard the phrase before but was unclear as to its exact meaning, local husband Brad Moff, 35, reportedly asked his wife Thursday if an ectopic pregnancy was a good thing. “Wait, so does that mean that I, like, super-fertilized the eggs?” said Moff, querying his partner, Sarah, as to whether the unfamiliar term meant that the pregnancy was somehow fancier or more expensive than it would be otherwise. “I don’t think ‘ectopic’ is the one where they cut you open, because they don’t decide that until later. Hmm…the ‘ecto’ part is making me think of ectoplasm, so are you saying that our baby is going to be a Ghostbuster? That sounds like great news!” At press time, Moff expressed concern after hearing that his partner was evidently infested with something called fallopian tubes.
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