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4-Year-Old Museum-Goer Accidentally Shatters Bronze Age Jar

A 4-year-old boy accidentally smashed a Bronze Age jar at an archeological museum in Haifa, Israel, with the 3,500-year-old ancient artifact having been displayed without a glass case near the institution’s entrance at the time of the incident. What do you think?

“Thank God he didn’t break a brand-new one.”

Bernie Elwell, Systems Analyst


“They don’t build anything to last anymore.”

Teresa Foose, Bridge Suspender


“Hopefully they have some ancient tape laying around.”

Drake Berg, Cheese Developer

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