Jesus' Coming Back

Venezuelan President Declares Christmas In October

Venezuela’s authoritarian leader Nicolás Maduro decreed that Christmas will start Oct. 1 in the country, the announcement coming as Venezuela grapples with the fallout from a July presidential election that saw Maduro claim a third term despite global skepticism and outcry from the country’s opposition movement. What do you think?

“Seems like they’re starting the decrees about Christmas earlier every year.”

Brent Bucheit, Podium Carpenter


“As long as he doesn’t fuck with the Feast of the Seven Fishes, I’ll let it slide.”

Jase Fabrie, Second Bailiff


“Venezuelans get to have all the fun.”

Charlene Tupps, Systems Analyst

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