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Food Dye Used In Doritos Makes Mice’s Skin Transparent

Researchers at Stanford University have discovered that a common yellow food dye can make skin, muscle, and connective tissues temporarily transparent in mice, with scientists able to see blood vessels in the rodent’s brain after smearing it on the animal’s scalp. What do you think?

“It says it right there on the packaging.”

Drew Pilkenton, Unemployed


“Let me know if they need any humans to sit in a cage and eat Doritos because I am interested.”

Mia Curtis, Cosmetics Inventor


“Wow, I never knew that mice were colored artificially.”

Ryan Brammall, Efficiency Tracker

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