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FDA Approves New AirPods As Hearing Aids

The Food and Drug Administration approved Apple’s new hearing aid feature for their AirPods Pro 2 earbuds that amplifies sounds for people with perceived mild to moderate hearing impairment, coming two years after federal health officials approved the sale of over-the-counter hearing aids. What do you think?

“Apple is always at the forefront of making money.”

Erin Kang, Lunch Reviewer


“Are they still unsafe to swallow?”

Sergei Wojdyla, Script Supervisor


“Going forward, I will think twice before ripping them out of people’s ears.”

Cody Yates, Gumbo Fermenter

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