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Wedding Cake Gets More Compliments Than Bride

SIOUX FALLS, SD—Said to be “glowing” as it garnered heaps of praise from stunned guests and event staff alike, the cake served following the wedding ceremony of a local couple Josh Tibbs and Cindy Blevins received more compliments than the bride, nuptial attendees reported Saturday. “Absolutely lovely—I knew it would be pretty, but wow, who can take their eyes off that gorgeous cake?” said misty-eyed guest Katrina Diaz, taking a photo of what she and others described as the baked good’s timeless four-tier construction, perfectly smooth fondant, and delicately placed icing rosettes, all painstakingly hand-assembled into a breathtaking work of art. “Josh is one lucky man, so I hope he appreciates what a beautiful cake he has.” At press time, Diaz had politely asked the bride to move a few feet out of frame in order to get a few solo shots of the cake. 

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