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Three Mile Island Nuclear Plant To Reopen To Power Microsoft Data Centers

Three Mile Island, the scene of the worst commercial nuclear accident in U.S. history, will reopen to power Microsoft’s data centers, which are responsible for powering the tech giant’s cloud computing and artificial intelligence programs. What do you think?

“It’s going to be pretty confusing when we have another disaster named after Three Mile Island.”

Zac Breslin, Dent Remover


“I’m sure the people who develop AI have considered the potential consequences of their actions first.”

Ray Tehven, Window Dresser


“I assume Apple already called dibs on Chernobyl?”

Alisha Larios, Ballot Dimpler

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