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FDA Approves First New Schizophrenia Drug In Decades

The Food and Drug Administration approved Bristol Myers Squibb’s highly anticipated schizophrenia drug, the first novel type of treatment for the debilitating, chronic mental disorder in more than seven decades. What do you think?

“This drug is going to help so many shareholders.”

Alison Bordes, Fabric Bedazzler


“Well, there goes my fun personality.”

Kurt Sanzo, Pistachio Roaster


“Drugs are never the answer.”

Max Patel, Tooth Whitener

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