Following price hikes made at Netflix and Max earlier this year, Disney will be increasing subscription costs for Hulu, ESPN+, and Disney+ beginning Oct. 17. The Onion shares tips for saving money on streaming.
- Instead of streaming entertainment, pay a group of local urchin children to dance for you at half the cost.
- Make your career and personal relationships so fulfilling that the mere idea of needing to watch movies and TV shows for entertainment starts to seem utterly ridiculous.
- Enlist in the military to be eligible for $2 off a regularly priced plan.
- Learn to make your own streaming shows from scratch.
- Best Buy’s TV department is currently showing a looping episode of Friends.
- Move to North Korea and enjoy the four state-approved channels available to Pyongyang residents.
- Embrace the air of superiority that comes with informing others you don’t watch television of any kind.
- Ask your conjoined twin nicely if they would let you piggyback off their subscriptions.
- REI is having a sale on binoculars. Need we say more?
- Stop liking Pixar films. You’re 29 years old.
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