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Scientists Sequence DNA From 3,600-Year-Old Cheese

A decade after its discovery in the Taklamakan Desert, paleogeneticists in China have extracted and sequenced DNA from cheese found in a Bronze Age grave. What do you think?

“This is why you should never sequence DNA when you’re hungry.”

James Weiss, Associate Associate


“Now we’re one step closer to finally finding a cure for cheese.”

Ellen Teoli, Systems Analyst


“If the nerds are finished running their tests, some of us are ready to make nachos.”

Adrian Phelps, Skee-Ball Coach

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