A decade after its discovery in the Taklamakan Desert, paleogeneticists in China have extracted and sequenced DNA from cheese found in a Bronze Age grave. What do you think?
“This is why you should never sequence DNA when you’re hungry.”
James Weiss, Associate Associate
“Now we’re one step closer to finally finding a cure for cheese.”
Ellen Teoli, Systems Analyst
“If the nerds are finished running their tests, some of us are ready to make nachos.”
Adrian Phelps, Skee-Ball Coach
