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Fat Bear Week Contest Delayed After Contestant Killed

Organizers from Alaska’s Katmai National Park and Preserve were forced to delay their annual Fat Bear Week competition after a female contestant known as Bear 402 was killed by a fellow brown bear during a fight. What do you think?

“Some bears aren’t cut out for the competitiveness of pageant life.”

January Sanders, Beverage Insider


“Where the hell was the ref?”

Ivan Kerns, Handbook Editor


“The bears probably staged it for ratings.”

Eddie Purwin, Buttonsmith

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