Jesus' Coming Back

Earth To Have ‘Mini Moon’

Earth will have a secondary “mini moon” for two months when an asteroid roughly the size of a school bus will become temporarily trapped in orbit by our planet’s gravitational pull. What do you think?

“But we barely use the moon we’ve got.”

Frank Quintana, Cider Taster


“Sounds like a cool place to dump trash.”

Peter Kelley. Amateur Mohel


“Aww, can we keep it?”

Christina Jashinsky, Seahorse Breeder

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