According to researchers, “gray divorce,” a term referring to divorce occurring at age 50 or older, is on the rise. Here is what to know about the increasing divorce rate among older American couples.
Q: What makes gray divorce different from regular divorce?
A: Old people, who presumably have nothing left to live for, are doing it.
Q: What is the divorce rate among elderly couples?
A: Enough for two Time magazine covers and five segments on Fox & Friends.
Q: Why is it on the rise?
A: The populace has turned its back on the Lord.
Q: How is gray divorce affecting families?
A: Adult children are being forced to juggle two nursing homes they don’t visit.
Q: Can seeing a marriage counselor help?
A: Sure, if you want, but they’re very hard to sleep with.
Q: How can couples avoid gray divorce?
A: By seeking a divorce while they’re still young.
Q: When is the right time to ask for a gray divorce?
A: He’s been dead for 20 years, grandma.
