The Harris/Walz campaign is working hard to target male voters, from releasing a super manly video of super manly men doing super manly things to setting a photo op with Tim Walz loading a gun in a totally sensible way. With all this male outreach, it’s amazing the campaign is facing any sort of uphill battle with men at all!
If you’re wondering how to spot a male Kamala voter, here are a few tell-tale signs a dude is probably planning on voting for America’s favorite Vice President.
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He sits daintily on a truck tailgate in a Kamala ad: This one is a dead giveaway.
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Frequently seen waving with both hands simultaneously: It’s a secret sign only recognized by other Kamala fans.
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He attempts to load a shotgun through the butt: That’s not how shotguns work.
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Thinks Amazon’s Rings of Power is an artistic masterpiece: He’s really hoping for Sauron and Galadriel to get together.
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He says “I eat my steak rare” but when he says it he sticks out his hip and snaps his finger and then he says “You better believe it, big boy”: This is a sure sign he’s probably gonna pull the lever for Harris.
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He’s only been a man for 6 months and wants to thank Kamala for the surgery he got in prison to make it happen: He owes a lot to Kamala.
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Dallas Cowboys fan: This one’s easy.
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He uses a fork to eat sushi: Also pizza.
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He is dead: Kamala has already secured approximately 98% of the dead vote.
There you go! Now get out there and figure out which of the men in your life are voting for Kamala Harris!
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Babylon Bee
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