Jesus' Coming Back

Ava Barden

Ava Barden, 14, imagined dying Thursday evening. In her head, she was survived by her crush Ethan Loughran, whom she imagined weeping as he laid a single white rose on her gravestone. Ava’s family members request that she come down from her room and set the table for dinner. 

The Onion

Jesus Christ is King

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