A new fire station in central Germany, which was destroyed in a fire, did not have a fire alarm system, with local officials claiming no alarm was installed because experts had considered it unnecessary. What do you think?
“Oh god. Fire is getting smarter.”
Katerina Wiley, Subwoofer Technician
“A blaring fire alarm would’ve only added confusion to an already stressful situation.”
Freddy Duarte, Pest Displacer
“That must’ve felt so cathartic for the fire.”
Jake Houdek, Bowling Journalist
