Jesus' Coming Back

Trump Wins Second Term

Donald Trump overcame four indictments, a criminal conviction, a finding that he was liable for sexual abuse, accusations of inciting an insurrection, and the bullet of a would-be assassin to be declared the winner of the 2024 presidential election, a shocking political comeback with massive consequences for the future of America. What do you think?

“What can I say, I’m a sucker for second chances.”

Juan Campos, Xylophone Marketer


“I’m sure the adversity has helped him grow.”

Zach Cox, Skirt Hemmer


“It just goes to show that in America, any bad thing is possible.”

Janine Higdon, Beard Sculptor

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