Zyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need to know about the product.
Q: How is Zyn different from other nicotine products?
A: Unlike cigarettes, you cannot swallow Zyn.
Q: Are there any health risks linked to Zyn?
A: Only if you like having gums.
Q: What’s cooler to say, ‘lip pillow’ or ‘upper decky?’
A: There are better ways to earn your new stepson’s respect.
Q: Why has Zyn become so popular?
A: More people are looking for a lung-disease-free way to damage their heart and brain.
Q: Can Zyn help people stop smoking?
A: It can help people start Zynning.
Q: Where can I purchase Zyn?
A: The third stall in the middle school bathroom.
Q: Should I let my teens use Zyn?
A: Who are you to deprive them of this small respite in a cruel and unforgiving world?
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