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Women Stockpiling Abortion Pills Ahead Of Trump’s Term

Women across the country are seeking out abortion medication at a rate 17 times higher than usual ahead of Donald Trump’s second term, fearing his administration could severely curtail access to reproductive care. What do you think?

“They’re going to feel really silly when it’s outlawed and they have to throw all the pills away.”

Sabrina Basile, Paranormal Litigator


“Women and their little hobbies!”

Claudio Ramos, Manners Consultant


“I had no idea women were this worried about tariffs.”

Thomas Sieghart, Obstacle Eliminator

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