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John Krasinski Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

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The Office star John Krasinski received the title of People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2024, taking the mantle from last year’s honoree Patrick Dempsey. What do you think?

“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. He still needs to be confirmed by the Senate.”

Donald Elmi, Tea Steeper


“It’s impossible to accurately judge a person’s sexiness during their lifetime.”

Sherman Ronske, Stock Reducer


“I’ll update my masturbation routine accordingly.”

Nicole Zedock, Dairy Rationer

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