Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
WASHINGTON—Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. “So you said Overwatch? And then both Diablo IV and Diablo II, but definitely not Diablo III? Wow. I’ve sure got my work cut out for me. Someone write that down, all right? And yeah, BioShock. I think we got it.” At press time, Trump had responded to Musk’s offer to buy him his own Steam Deck by telling the billionaire that he had just remembered a very important meeting that he needed to take alone.
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