Jesus' Coming Back

Notre-Dame To Reopen

Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris will reopen to the public five years after a devastating fire, with the bells ringing out for the first time since 2019. What do you think?

“It was more eye-catching when it was on fire.”

Scott Polomo, Chain Linker


“Will it still have the original pedophiles?”

Erin Jehl, Cart Puller


“I can’t even remember why they set it on fire in the first place.”

Leo Savalle, Crane Swiveler

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