President-elect Donald Trump selected Matt Gaetz as his choice for attorney general. Here is what you need to know about the former Florida congressman.
Age On Tinder: 22
Height: 6-foot-2 with extra gangle
Speaking Style: Scorned debate champion
Religion: As needed
Criminal History: Unfolding
Forehead Movement: Critically endangered
Fake ID Connection: Solid
Type Of Sleazy: Country club drug dealer
Celebrity Crush: You don’t want to know
Catchphrase: None of those allegations have ever even been proven in a court of law
Podcast Ideas: A ton of them
