Police in Peru arrested a man caught trying to leave the country with 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes, and nine bullet ants strapped to his body, with the officials called to action after noticing that his stomach area looked “bulky.” What do you think?
“How do we know the Tarantulas weren’t smuggling him?”
Kevin Lynch, Exterior Decorator
“Anything over 298 tarantulas and you’re bound to get caught.”
Jerome Daley, Lumber Sander
“Not surprising with tarantula prices where they are.”
Lily Boesche, Diploma Framer
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