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Elton John Reveals He Lost Vision From Eye Infection

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Elton John, singer famed for “Tiny Dancer” and “Rocket Man,” announced to a theater audience that he had lost his sight, risking his ability to record new music. What do you think?

“It’s a good thing music is sounds.”

Moe Birk, Professional Interviewee


“Yet another white musician stealing from Black artists.”

Izzy Dobbs, Doll Carver


“He’s blind? I always thought he was gay?”

Thom Campbell, Lathe Sharpener

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