McDonald’s Presents Employee Who Caught Shooter With Coupon Good For 1 Free Large Drink With Purchase Of A Food Item
ALTOONA, PA — The McDonald’s employee credited with identifying Luigi Mangione, a suspect in the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was honored on Friday with a small ceremony in which he was presented with a coupon good for one free large drink with the purchase of any food item.
Logan Jameson said it seemed like any other shift until he noticed the suspicious customer in the corner munching on a hash brown. He then pointed out the individual who turned out to be Mangione to his coworkers before calling the police. The part-time employee and full-time hero was now the proud recipient of a prestigious award.
“I don’t know what to say,” the part-time employee said when presented with the great honor. “I’d like to thank my manager. And that Luigi guy’s eyebrows, I guess. They’re really distinct.”
The ceremony was held during breakfast hours, with Jameson being afforded an extra fifteen-minute break to be congratulated for his hard work and bravery while on the clock. Food was not provided.
Manager James McFish presented the coupon to Jameson with gusto. “Corporate said you could have this,” McFish said in an impassioned speech.
McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski also flew out specifically for the occasion. “We’re proud of you, Logan,” Kempczinski said. “You’ve gone above and beyond for that coupon.”
At publishing time, Logan Jameson has been fired for attempting to combine the coupon with another special offer.
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