LEAWOOD, KS—Taking the rumpled package out from behind his back, an excited Travis Kelce reportedly surprised girlfriend Taylor Swift Wednesday by handing a wrapped, football-shaped gift to the pop super star. “Here you go, babe,” said the 35-year-old Kansas City Chiefs tight end who watched eagerly as Swift regarded the oblong, sloppily wrapped package. “A special Christmas present, just for my sweetheart. I think you’re really going to love it, Tay. Go ahead, you can shake it, it’s not fragile.” At press time, an argument had broken out between the couple after it was revealed Kelce had gotten the gift for free at work.
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