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Chainsaw-Wielding Man Shot By Officers At Assisted Living Center

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A man was shot and killed by police after allegedly threatening residents and staff of a suburban assisted living facility with a chainsaw, with officers attempting to tase the man before eventually firing after he continued trying to attack others with the chainsaw. What do you think?

“It’s just nice to have visitors.”

Isaac Carrol, Pushpin Cushioner


“Good luck getting eyewitness testimony from the memory care unit.”

Daphne Menks, Clarifications Expert


“People see a man attacking the elderly with a chainsaw and immediately assume the worst.”

Greg Kim, Broom Bristler

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