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20% Of Rape Kits Remain Untested Despite Federal Funding

Despite a federal program designed to clear backlogs of DNA evidence from rape cases, state and local officials around the country chose not to test about 20% of kits and secured few convictions from those that were analyzed. What do you think?

“What’s the point of dredging up something that’s constantly happening around us?”

Dean Sarlo, Paper Perforator


“It’s probably out of respect for the victims of the rape accusations.”

Clifton Young, Lid Tightener


“Does an empty pledge from the government mean nothing anymore?”

Jennifer McPeek, Vest Tailor

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