U.S. — Passengers of Frontier Airlines will now be required to pay an extra fee if they wish to fly with their legs onboard, the company announced in a press release.
The new policy goes into effect this spring after the airline finishes training its personnel on how to best break both the news and legs of passengers.
“If Frontier wasn’t so cheap I would stop flying with them immediately,” said one passenger. “But at least they’re offering a convenient service to remove and pack away your legs at the gate. Of course, that also costs extra…”
According to Frontier, flying has never been more comfortable now that legroom is no longer a concern.
“Wow, so roomy!” said one newly legless passenger riding aboard an inaugural legless flight. “I’m glad I left my legs behind.”
Frontier CEO Ben Frontier expects the majority of passengers to travel without legs and, as such, has ordered all airplanes to jam all the seats together to accommodate more passengers. Those who do pay the extra fee to keep their legs will be required to sit “criss-cross applesauce” since there is nowhere else to put their legs. This is a preferred compromise to Frontier’s original vision of stacking passengers up to the ceiling like pancakes and removing seats altogether.
Doctors are reportedly advising their patients to avoid Frontier Airlines unless they are already missing legs.
At publishing time, passengers were outraged to learn about the extra fee to check their legs at the ticket counter.
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