Meta founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has made a major right-wing pivot, including adding Trump ally Dana White to the company’s board and agreeing to cohost an inauguration reception. Here are the other changes Zuckerberg is implementing to make the tech company more MAGA-friendly.
12,000% more AI-generated images of a muscular Elon Musk shaking hands with John Wayne
Lowering the age minimum on Facebook Dating to 9
Allowing open carry in the Meta food court
Banning immigrants from stealing Americans’ hard-earned Instagram likes
Letting Don Jr. join any expectant mothers Facebook group he wants, no questions asked
Adding two-way mirrors to all women’s bathrooms
More Instagram ads for tactical flashlights and divorce lawyers
Encouraging more diverse perspectives on which races are inferior
Restoring Confederate monuments that were taken down from Meta headquarters in 2021
Jesus Christ is King
