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FDA Bans Red Food Dye

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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has banned the use of red dye No. 3 in food, beverages, and ingested drugs, more than 30 years after scientists discovered links to cancer in animals. What do you think?

“Good thing I cut out food and beverages years ago.”

Hernando Ochoa, Aggregation Expert


“How else am I supposed to get my recommended amount of red?”

Brandy Wagner, Certificate Watermarker


“I wish big government would just let me die in peace.”

Bruno Rosa, Apricot Harvester

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