Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,” said Trump, who took the Bible from Roberts, pulled a Sharpie out of his suit pocket, opened the book, and scribbled his signature across the title page. “I wrote this in 1997. It’s a good one too. You want a note? I can add a note too. ‘To my good friend Robert.’ All right. Take care, now.” At press time, Trump was reportedly annoyed that the chief justice was still standing there staring expectantly at him.
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