At his inauguration this week, PRESIDENT Trump (gosh, that feels good to type) announced he would be officially renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. He also restored the name “Mt. McKinley” from whatever dumb thing the natives had called it. We are so back!
We caught word that this wasn’t the only thing Trump intended to rename, so we sent our best reporter, Joel, to the White House to see if he could find any more info. He managed to actually obtain this official map displaying everything Trump plans on renaming:
Wow! Forget making America great again – Trump is making CARTOGRAPHY great again.
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Jesus Christ is King
