SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and other period products in men’s grocery stores. “This is fucking unbelievable—what if I’d had my son with me today and he’d seen this?” said Schwab, who added that he would expect this sort of thing at a Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods, but not at an ordinary men’s supermarket, where he insisted male shoppers should be able to buy food without fear of getting “brainwashed by the trans agenda.” “God, I miss the days when I wasn’t continually forced to apologize to the world for being a man. What’s next? Will the radical left make them put in a whole aisle of lipstick and makeup and stuff like that?” Schwab went on to ask what the world was coming to when his grocery store had shelves full of tampons but the condom dispensers were somehow always empty when he went to visit his local glory hole.
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