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Bored Kylie Jenner Feigns Smile As Timothée Chalamet Continues Playing Harmonica

LOS ANGELES—Covertly checking her phone to see that 28 more minutes had passed, a visibly bored Kylie Jenner reportedly feigned a smile Friday as Timothée Chalamet continued playing the harmonica for her. “So cool, babe—you’re getting so good at that thing,” said the 27-year-old media personality, slowly nodding and blinking as her boyfriend of two years maintained eye contact while blowing into the exceedingly loud wind instrument a few feet from her head. “Yes, ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’—that’s great, honey. Did you learn it for the movie? No, no, I believe you when you say you can do that and play guitar at the same time. You don’t have to go get it.” At press time, reports confirmed Jenner had started counting down from 100 in her head and then doing it again.

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