On-screen Message Warns Viewers This Disney Movie Was Made During A Time When People Weren’t Babies Who Got Offended By Everything
U.S. — A new on-screen message has been added to several old Disney films in order to warn viewers that these movies were made back in a different era when people weren’t tiny babies who got offended at everything.
The message explains that previous generations were busy dealing with real problems, such as stopping godless commies from taking over the world, and had no time to sit around crying about every little thing.
“These movies were made in a different culture,” explained streaming executive Ross Denison. “Before viewing, each family needs to be made aware that the culture these films were created in did not contain wussy little snowflakes who got their baby feelings hurt about everything. The family can then make the decision for themselves if they are comfortable viewing content from a time back when people weren’t completely pathetic.”
Families who wish to have more information can click on the warning for specifics about each individual film. “For example, if you click on the warning on Peter Pan, it will explain that people back then found the movie to be hilarious because they weren’t brain-dead, delicate flowers consumed by neo-Marxism,” explained Denison. “We hope these additions help people make better choices about what media they consume.”
At publishing time, several viewers had complained that the warning was triggering, and asked that streaming services add a trigger warning about the trigger warning.
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