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Visitors Flock To Sniff Flower That Smells Like Rotting Corpse ready

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A very rare and very stinky plant, known commonly as the corpse flower, drew long lines at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden as locals sought to get a whiff, with the bloom occurring for the first time since it arrived in 2018 and only lasting a few days before it collapses. What do you think?

“What else does a plant have to do to tell people it wants to be left alone?”

Robbie McRae, Systems Analyst


“I never pass up an opportunity to stand in a line.”

Fred Akers, Merchandise Critic


“What a great place to hide a corpse.”

Lori Seegers, Pastry Historian

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