Wedding Planner Makes It Through Entire 1.5-Year Process Without Acknowledging Groom
SAVANNAH, GA—Having had no direct interaction with the man at any time during the process, local event planner Anna Callaway made it through one and a half years of preparations for a couple’s wedding without ever acknowledging the groom’s existence, sources confirmed Saturday. According to reports, Callaway never once made reference to a second person being involved in the wedding, which she began planning in mid-2023 with weekly meetings with the bride-to-be and her mother, daily calls to vendors, and numerous fittings for the bridal party. All discussions of the evening’s menu and entertainment reportedly occurred without the planner so much as glancing in the direction of the groom, even though Callaway and the couple were the only people present at a cake-tasting during which the three sat together at the same table for more than two hours. At no point did the planner respond to or even appear to register any comments made by the man, and she reportedly directed all questions about tuxedos and in-laws to the bride. At press time, Callaway was said to have finally learned the groom’s name when she saw it on a check that had bounced.
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