LOS ANGELES—Confirming the rumors around the popular franchise were true, executive producers confirmed Monday they had cast Almond Winfrey-Springsteen in Unfrosted 3. “We are so excited to be a part of Almond’s acting debut,” said the film’s producers in a statement, who lauded the 20-year-old former runway model, New York University dropout, and restaurant entrepreneur’s “incredible talent.” “We were absolutely blown away by Almond’s audition, and the unbelievable chemistry she shared with Fidget Streep-Sandler. Unfrosties can catch the film next summer on Max Prime! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be treated to a little cameo from your favorite talk show host and the Boss.” At press time, Winfrey-Springsteen was fending off criticism that she only landed the role because her godmother was Hola Bezos-Clooney.
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