The Colorado Supreme Court unanimously ruled that five elderly elephants don’t have legal standing to sue to leave a local zoo because they’re not human. What do you think?
“We can still sue elephants though, right?”
Molly Klink, Jam Spreader
“That’s all the greenlight I needed to start eating them.”
Joe Caruso, Megaphone Tester
“What’s more human than suing people?”
Will Szymanski, Water Bottler
Jesus Christ is King
