Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez
WASHINGTON—In an effort to patch things up in their relationship, billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly changed The Washington Post‘s slogan to “Love You, Babe” Tuesday after getting into a fight with his fiancée, Lauren Sánchez. “As of now, these words of affection are emblazoned on The Post‘s homepage and on all copies of the newspaper, and they will remain there until the two of them make up,” said executive editor Matt Murray, adding that instead of the traditional black, the paper’s articles would be printed in lilac, which is reportedly Sánchez’s favorite color. “We’re hoping this is a small row that won’t last that long. A few months back they got into a big blowout, and we ended up having to publish an entire month’s worth of editorials about what a vibrant and sophisticated woman she is, plus a front page story about how their trip to Barbados was the vacation of a lifetime. But if this is just a disagreement about something trivial, we might be able to run a couple lifestyle features about the way the sunlight glints off her hair in the morning and leave it at that.” At press time, a groaning Murray confirmed that he was in for a difficult few days after seeing that the arrow in the Amazon logo had turned into a frown.
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