To Save Time, Men’s Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone’s Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn
LEXINGTON, KY — An innovative change brought new life to the standard small group concept last week, as the members of a local men’s Bible study decided to save time and just assume that everyone’s prayer request was for help with their struggle with pornography.
When the men’s Bible study at Bethel Baptist Church met again last Saturday morning, leader Kevin Bragg announced to its members that contrary to the way the group had always handled prayer requests before, they would all now proceed with the assumption that issues with porn was everyone’s need.
“It just makes our prayer request time go by more smoothly,” Bragg said. “Before, we would go around the room and it was like pulling teeth to get anyone to speak up, and even then most of the requests were ‘unspoken.’ Doing it this new way will just have everyone taking for granted that, unless specified otherwise, the prayer request is pornography-related.”
The other regular attendees of the study agreed that the change in philosophy was beneficial. “We all understand,” said Vince Thatcher. “Look, we’ve all been there. A lot of us are still there. Rather than go through the same run around every week with the awkward pauses and silence, it’s just easier to come in with it being understood that that’s the real problem everyone’s dealing with. That, and it makes it unnecessary to get into details. That’s super awkward.”
At publishing time, the men’s Bible study at Bethel Baptist Church had also unanimously agreed to stop pretending that the church’s coffee on Sunday morning wasn’t awful.
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