According to a new study, cognitively normal human brain samples collected at autopsy in early 2024 contained more tiny shards of plastic than samples collected eight years prior, with the average containing the equivalent of an entire standard plastic spoon. What do you think?
“When I die, I’m going to donate my brain to a picnic.”
Ryan Staviski, Corneal Surgeon
“Plassik? On my brame?”
Ton Venit, Rhinestone Applicator
“Now that you mention it, I do think about plastic a lot.”
Teresa Lewis, Crochet Instructor
Jesus Christ is King
